Here’s a little post that I’m not even going to bother sharing on social media. It’s just for you happy Luddites who don’t do Twitter. These are the big stories in my Twitter feed that, try as I might, I couldn’t ignore. A lot seemed to happen in a few days. I think also some games were released but no one was interested in those.
MONDAY 1 JUNE
Never mind whether Hatred is any good, your review of Hatred is not good enough.
TUESDAY 2 JUNE
Public shaming of the week award: That Polygon Rock Band 4 preview is the worst game journalism EVER. It’s like the Hatred of video game journalism.
Oh my god there’s a Fallout website oh my god oh my god it’s got to be just got to be–
WEDNESDAY 3 JUNE
—yessss Fallout 4 is real! Squeee! Hold up, those graphics taste like horse manure smeared on toast.
Steam refunds are proof that Valve is out to destroy all games less than 120 minutes in length.
THURSDAY 4 JUNE
If you think The Witcher is racist then maybe you are the racist.