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31Aug/12Off

Polymorphous Caption Perversity (NSFW)

Scrambled Polymorphous Perversity screenshot

Reckless, tasteless humour today, I'm afraid. Proceed only if you wish to see my favourite NSFW screenshot from Polymorphous Perversity...

The Screenshot

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

"Oh JOEL..."

Doug Wilson Edition

"Oh *now* I'm ready to play Joust"

Topical Sports Edition

"Oh, Olympic pole vaulter, huh?"

"Obvious Angle" Edition

"Oh, Nice passport photo"

Begging For Attention Edition

"Oh, Sunday Papers Here I Come..."

Game Blog Rivalry/In-Joke Edition

"Oh Gotta Tap Repeatedly, Steerpike"

Nerd Culture Edition

"Oh, That's no moon..."

Bonus

"Extact lifeforce slowly through semen"

This is a screenshot from an RPGMaker game called "I'm Scared of Girls" by "CARRIONBLUE". It was recommended to me by Nicolau some months ago and he even referenced it in Polymorphous Perversity (one of the NPCs in Heaven references it). I didn't really enjoy it although it sports a peculiar narrative that rides gender lines; nonetheless, you'll never take this screenshot away from me.

The Friday Night Question

Any suggestions for a better Polymorphous Perversity caption?

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  1. Bahaha! The Steerpike screen had me giggling! Although I think the winner is clearly the superb Star Wars reference.

    What a peculiar-looking game!

  2. Thanks Martin. Any chance I get to put the knife in when it comes to Steerpike… well, who could turn that down?

  3. The power to make games is too risky on some people’s hands.

  4. “Any chance I get to put the knife in when it comes to Steerpike…”

    Yes, HM, “knife” is what you meant. Indeed. Of course!

    I nominate this for funniest use of edited NSFW images on a games blog.

  5. @Nicolau: So funny that it was you who made that comment!

    @BeamSplashX: Thank you for injecting even more horror into my words.


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