21 responses

  1. Switchbreak
    November 2, 2010

    Okay, this sounds both brilliant and completely and utterly wrong, which is always a good combination.

  2. BeamSplashX
    November 3, 2010

    Do you have to pay for property damages if the sex involves Hulk or She-Hulk? Also, can any of the girls accidentally kill their clients? That seems like it would set back human-mutant relations a touch (literally).

    Interesting article, HM.

  3. HM
    November 3, 2010

    I was sure this was a joke game when I saw it. I couldn’t believe it was a full-blown honest-to-god game.

    @BeamSplashX: This is a game about love and understanding. There’s no room for Death in the carnal bed. Uhmm… but there is room for combat. I didn’t want to spoil all of the surprises in the game just in case anyone wanted to play it.

    I tried to get Hulk and She-Hulk together but god damn, she didn’t have the stats to meet Hulk’s ridiculous fucking requirements.

  4. BeamSplashX
    November 3, 2010

    Ha, for a moment I thought you were using fucking to emphasize how ridiculous his requirements were. Then I remembered what the game was about.

    • HM
      November 4, 2010

      Yes, I would have written “fucking ridiculous requirements” in that case =)

  5. badger commander
    November 4, 2010

    On the topic of She-Hulk/Hulk thing… Aren’t they supposed to be related? Might be why it was tweaked that way so that they can’t ‘interact’.

    Just looked it up, they are cousins:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She-Hulk

  6. BeamSplashX
    November 4, 2010

    Oh… my.

    SAVE.

  7. HM
    November 4, 2010

    Oh MAN. Badger Commander has to go spicen up the article a little more, as if it wasn’t already spicy.

    IN MY DEFENCE I NEVER KNEW NOTHING ABOUT SHE-HULK BEFORE THE GAME, ONE OF THEM UNKNOWN UNKNOWNS

    I’M INNOCENT I TELL YOU

  8. HM
    November 4, 2010

    Random Marvel Brothel Fact: One client has a special request for a girl who can turn invisible. Because he wants to see, uhhh, himself inside. YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

    (I’m just trying to distract you from the whole incest near miss, is it working?)

  9. Badger Commander
    November 5, 2010

    My work here is done… Sorry for breaking the news to you but those last three comments made me laugh my arse off.

    In other news: Edge magazine just did a top Xbox LIVE indie games list and interviewed Matt James (I am so ahead of the popular crowd), just in time for the indie games section to get buried in a section of the marketplace that no one will find it.

    Distracting enough? Will I now get lynched for talking about consoles?

  10. HM
    November 5, 2010

    Welcome to all the visitors from Rock Paper Shotgun today. Make sure you’ve brought some protection with you.

  11. Anonymous
    November 10, 2010

    Wow. As a woman my instinct is to be insulted, but then i realized that the people who would actually play this don’t talk to women anyway.

  12. HM
    November 10, 2010

    @Anonymous: I think that’s a little unfair, Mrs. HM says I talk to her too much.

  13. Cho
    December 20, 2010

    Fun game and it gets really engrossing. I got to the end and pleased all the symbiotes but five and just watched the clock wind down and I lost. Sucked ass. Do you get the machine if you get a four star rating from King Pin? I just couldn’t get my girls to screw that much!

    Another problem I had was the inability to skip a day if you ran out of stuff to do. Early in the game that would be nice if your girls were tired.

  14. HM
    December 20, 2010

    Cho, it’s nice to hear from people who gave it a decent play. It does have its problems – possibly the first few levels can make it seem like a boring game of waiting for time to pass – but I think we’re lucky it exists at all =)

    I’m afraid you don’t get the machine unless you get the five star rating from Kingpin. I probably should go back and see if I can finish the game with the girls I had…

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